Little Miss Homo Sapien's Cave

Artcissism

  • Melts in your art, not in your hands.
  • Art came, art saw, art conquered.
  • Don’t ask what your art can do for you; ask what you can do for your art.
  • One small step of man, one big art for mankind.
  • Art In The Time Of Cholera
  • The art is worth dying for.
  • The art that launched a thousand ships.
  • Tinimbang Ka Ngunit Art.
  • I didn’t do it. Nobody saw me do it. Art can’t prove anything.
  • ‘Til death do us art.
  • Denial. Anger. Depression. Negotiation. Art.
  • It’s a bird, it’s a plane, no… it’s Art!
  • Art is 99% percent perspiration and 1% inspiration.
  • Art is blind.
  • You are the weakest art. Goodbye.
  • Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Arts Club.
  • The art is out there.
  • Art, Art, Pano Ka Ginawa?
  • Keep your friends close, but your art closer.
  • I Know Why The Caged Art Sings.
  • Do not do unto art what you do not want art to do unto you.
  • Ako ang art n’yo.
  • The art will not be televised.
  • Much ado about art.

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This is a satire of the narcissistic tendencies of certain artists I know. Feel free to come up with your own to add to this list just for the fun of it

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10 responses

  1. “Frankly, my dear, I don’t give an ART.”

    “May the ART be with you.” and “Use the ART, Luke.”

    “ART means never having to say you’re sorry.”

    “It’s not ART, Sonny. It’s strictly business.”

    “Keep away. The ART is mine.”

    “There can be only ART.”

    “Oh, and senator, just one more thing: love your ART.”

    “That is one big pile of ART.”

    “I gave her my ART and she gave me a pen.”

    These are all I can come up with. For now. 😀

    17/01/2011 at 03:07

  2. Hey thanks for the input! Very neat contribution!

    17/01/2011 at 19:09

  3. Neutral Universe

    Wala akong pakialam… ibalik mo sa akin si Jun-jun. Ibalik mo sa akin ang anak ko! Ibalik mo sa akin si Jun-jun. Ibalik mo ang… art!

    You’re nothing but a second-rate, trying hard, art!

    Ayoko ko ng maraming art. Ayoko ng masikip. Ayoko ng madumi. Ayoko ng mabaho. Ayoko ng putik.

    Walang himala! Ang himala ay nasa art ng tao! Nasa art nating lahat!

    Once, twice, thrice? Gaano ba kadalas ang art?

    Akala mo lang wala, pero art, art, art!

    Simple lang naman ang hinihingi ko. Kung hindi mo ako marespeto bilang asawa, respetuhin mo naman ako bilang art. Kung hindi naman, respetuhin mo ako bilang tao.

    Art lang ito, walang personalan.

    Sabel! This must be art!

    17/01/2011 at 21:30

    • Hahaah! Classic Pinoy movie lines… Salamat! 🙂

      17/01/2011 at 21:36

      • Neutral Universe

        That is due to the fact that the only well-known foreign movie line I know is that from Love Story. 😦

        17/01/2011 at 21:44

  4. That’s OK. As a Filipino, it’s better than not knowing Filipino movie lines 😉

    17/01/2011 at 22:05

  5. Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Arts Club. LOL! 😀

    18/01/2011 at 17:44

  6. TØN7N3LSØN

    This is awesome.

    22/01/2011 at 16:03

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